After collecting our blindfolds and being shepherded on buses, we’re driven to the secret location, blindfolds are removed, and we’re guided down a set of dark stairs only to be greeted by a bizarre shirtless man in an animal fur hat grunting and lighting small fires on the floor with a tube of kerosene. Walk a few steps further and there’s a topless woman covered in candle wax and a contortionist. Inside the caliginous lounge, there are lasers illuminating walls covered in graffiti, and staffers donning masquerade masks.
Also specializing in: bathyspheres, Javanese manservant management, Miami real estate acquisition, orchids, light erotica, and personal training
Ask me anything
February 10, 2012
Skrillex Profile or Stefon Sketch?